❄️ Welcome to Frozen Light’s AI Weekly Recap

What??!! You were busy this week and didn’t follow the news?
No worries — give us two minutes,
and you’ll be walking around the office like you’re the only one who actually knows what AI’s been up to.

Spoiler:
It had everything to do with a monkey and a llama.
Stick around ‘til the end to find out what that’s got to do with AI news (we swear it makes sense).

🦙 Google Ads + AI = Llama on the Runway?
Google Ads brought AI into the spotlight – letting it write, place, and optimize your ads.
Cool, right? Until your shampoo ad ends up on a conspiracy podcast.
So now, brand safety is back in fashion.
Literally.
Cue the Llama Virtual Fashion Show – where AI placement gets a makeover, and your ads strut the digital catwalk with slightly fewer identity crises.
✨ Key takeaway? Let AI work, but watch where it walks.

🙉 Runway Gen-4: Monkey Business Reaches New Heights
If you saw a monkey swinging from the Eiffel Tower this week…
No, you weren’t hallucinating.
Blame Runway Gen-4 – the new AI that lets you upload a photo, describe chaos, and watch it come alive.
Reality? Optional.
Sanity? Long gone.
Just be careful what you prompt – the monkey’s got an agent now.

🤡 Midjourney 7… April Fools Edition
Midjourney 7 dropped, or did it?
Slack blew up. Memes flew.
Turns out… Midjourney pranked us all.
A perfectly executed AI April Fools’ gag.
We're still recovering. Midjourney, we see you. You got us. Respect.

🤖🔥 AI Super Agents Are Here (And Your Laptop’s Nervous)
Forget regular agents.
Meet AI Super Agents – here to run tasks, manage workflows, and silently judge your ancient laptop.
They’re powerful. They’re efficient.
And yes, they might set your CPU on fire while running 147 tabs of Notion.
We're not saying panic… but maybe… upgrade your cooling system?

🧠 AGI Still Can’t Handle the Triangle Test
Rumor: AGI is replacing us.
Reality: It scored 1% on a basic logic test that humans score 60% on.
We’re still ahead.
Meanwhile, AGI is desperately trying to fit the triangle into the circle hole.
Take your time, buddy. We’ll wait… and maybe grab a snack. 🍿

🧠💬 And Finally… ChatGPT-5 Is Coming
Whispers are swirling, GPUs are overheating, and memes are flying – which can only mean one thing:
ChatGPT-5 is on the horizon.
We don’t have a release date yet, but we’ve got drama, speculation, and smarter-than-your-average guesses.
Stay tuned, and maybe clear some hard drive space… just in case.

🎤 OUTRO
That’s a wrap on this week’s AI adventures.
From runway-ready llamas to clownish clout and confused robots – it’s been another beautiful mess.
See you next week with more news from the world of AI.
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—Frozen Light 🌨✨